Labels:text | human face | clothing | man | person | screenshot | black and white | document OCR: know what I'm going to do, and I think, God, I haven't had a good bowel movement in about 40 years. And ! haven't since Cuomo decided not to run." "When an audience is hooked into my head, it's really one of the great thrills. I mean, I'm just like suspended animation. I don't think about the leak in my den. I don't think about any rashes. I just think that I'm making a couple thousand people laugh, and also, in a more indulgent way, having them laugh at things that are important to me. It's a thrill. And, of course, I'm filled with such low self-esteem that when they don't laugh, it almost is better for the act, because then it validates how I really feel about myself." "I plan (coming off stage) generally well in advance. I have to go back to my bed as fast as possible. It's almost like the Indy 500 for a Jew." MENU